YOU'RE A FILIPINO WHEN...

You can be very sure you're a 100% Filipino when:

your parents were both Filipino

you point with your mouth

you eat bagoong and tuyo

you can only speak Tagalog or other local dialect

you have kareoke at every family party

you have a collection of VCD's

you eat pandesal and taho in the morning and balut in the evening

you call a Suzuki motorcycle a honda and a Hapee toothpaste a colgate

you buy peanut in a bus

you use a tabo to take a shower with

you know that GMA is channel 7 and ABS-CBN is channel 2 in you TV set

you know what is in turon

you take out shampoo and and soap from a hotel

your always late (filipino time)

you send your mail tomorrow when you can do it today

you have a picture of the "last supper" in your kitchen

you go on a picnic and bring a banig

you know who Manny Pacquio is

you know who killed Ferdianand Magellan.

you have a big wooden fork and spoon hanging in your home

you try to get someone's attention by saying "sssssssst" or "hoy"

you make bargain with vendors

you buy fish balls and kikiam after office hours

you know that Visayas is between Luzon and Mindanao

you know that the title of our national anthem is Bayang Magiliw instead of Lupang Hinirang.